1. "This is that goon shit, fuck up your whole afternoon shit"
    —  Alfred Hitchcock
     
  2. new-aesthetic:

    Twitter / utku: “Twitter is blocked in Turkey. On the streets of Istanbul, the action against censorship is graffiti DNS addresses.”

    I never in my lifetime would have thought that public DNS would become such a commodity. 

    Here you go my Turkish friends sorry I can’t provide the spray paint to help!

    Norton     199.85.126.10     199.85.127.10

    Comodo     8.26.56.26     8.20.247.20

    Level3     209.244.0.3     209.244.0.4

    Google     8.8.8.8     8.8.4.4

    OpenDNS      208.67.222.222     208.67.220.220

    DNS Advantage     156.154.70.1     156.154.71.1

    Norton     199.85.126.10     199.85.127.10

    GreenTeam     81.218.119.11     209.88.198.133

    SafeDNS    195.46.39.39     195.46.39.40

    OpenNIC     216.87.84.211     23.90.4.6

    Public-Root     199.5.157.131     208.71.35.137

    SmartViper     208.76.50.50     208.76.51.51

    Dyndns     216.146.35.35     216.146.36.36

    (via wilwheaton)

     

  3. "There are a number of steps to follow when you come across an integration problem that requires trig substitution. The first step is to cry. The second step is to re-evaluate your life and wonder what you did to deserve this."
    — 

    Professor Leslie Buck (via mathprofessorquotes)

    The best step is to give up and look up the integral in a table or using Mathematica.

     
  4. astrodidact:

    People need to know about Cayden. Really proud of these kids that do very grown up things. The level of humanity he displays at the age of 8 should be commended. 

    8-Year-Old Raises Thousands of Dollars to Pay Off Past Due Lunch Accounts of Classmates

    Let it never be said that even young children can’t see injustice in the world, nor are they powerless to do anything about it.

    When 8-year-old Cayden Taipalus saw that some of this fellow classmates at school were forced to forgo hot meals because their lunch account balances had dipped into the negative, he came home upset. His school’s policy was to allow students to go $5 into the negative before replacing their regular hot meals with cheese sandwiches and milk, according to Tom Gould, director of public relations for the Howell Public School District where Cayden attends.

    “Like a lot of districts, we use accounts where parents add money to their students’ accounts,” Gould said, explaining that parents are notified when their child has a negative balance. [source]

    But it’s a problem that faces many students, with some children’s parents unable to afford to ever get them out of the negative. When he got home from school that day, he told his mother that he felt like it was unfair that some kids weren’t being served hot meals and instead had to eat cheese sandwiches because their lunch accounts had no money in them.

    “I just want to make kids have a better lunch,” he told TODAY.com.

    So he decided to do something about it. First, he and his mom began to collect empty bottles and cans and exchanging them as part of a recycling program. That got him about $64, and bought about 150 lunches. Pretty impressive for an 8-year-old, but Cayden was just warming up.

    After he got a little local press for his act of kindness, people began contacting his family asking what they could do to help. Seeing an opportunity to make a bid difference, he started a campaign on an online fundraising site that got money to put towards his schools lunch program. The dollars began pouring in.

    Hundreds of people from across the United States and abroad have donated, pitching in a staggering $10,800 to the cause so far. That’s enough money to pay for well over 4,000 school lunches. Cheese sandwiches will be a distant memory. Cayden probably just got a lot more friends around the school yard.

    Clearly the project has outgrown it’s original purpose, so instead of calling it a day, Cayden and his mother have begun going to other schools to pay off their account balances too. Cayden says his goal is to raise enough money to help all students in his county.

    Mother and son returned to two other schools last week to pay off lunch accounts, and will visit three more this week to spend the funds they’ve collected so far onFundRazr. They plan on adding extra funds to each overdue account, ensuring those students can get hot lunches for days to come. [source]

    Cayden may be the youngest, but he makes up a growing trend of people who have tackled the problem of unpaid lunch accounts. After several stories recently revealed schools withholding food from kids who could not afford lunch and in one case even throwing out the food the children had already been served hundreds of individuals across the country have made contributions to their school districts in order to never allow a child to go hungry or be shamed because his or her parents didn’t pay their lunch bill.

    http://iacknowledge.net/8-year-old-raises-thousands-of-dollars-to-pay-off-past-due-lunch-accounts-of-classmates/

    On Fox News Tomorrow: Socialist student takes money and redistributes in an attempt to start “Class Warfare” at school.

    (via kellysue)

     

  5. Tee Shirts are mass produced clothing for when you feel like being unique and original

    I see you in this: 
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    jimchuck

    Oh really? really you see me in  a shirt with a Feynman diagram  ?
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    Yeah okay you got me.
     
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  7. detroitcousin:

    DETROIT UNLEADED is a refreshing romantic comedy set in an East Detroit gas station that gives a rare glimpse into the city’s Arab-American community. Director Rola Nashef used a local cast and crew for a 100% Michigan-made production!” 

    (via pasalubong)

     
     
  8. ifyisnotfunny:

    Have you guys watched this sketch yet?

    This is White Women’s first sketch we released, and we’ve been working our asses off on some new sketches, so I wanted to bring this treat back to the surface before we start rolling out the new ones. Oh yea, happy Tuesday!

    This is hilarious.

     
     

  9. robdelaney:

    [REDACTED] asks:

    my friends in their 30’s are still trying to make their shitty bands happen. did i mention they’re in their 30’s? how do i get them to realize their dreams have essentially died and they need to stop for the good of humanity?

    2 things:

    -Statistically, their bands probably are shitty.

    -I was 33 when I started making a living exclusively through comedy, so statistics can suck my fuck. 

     
  10. jimchuck:

    sleep:

    what a time to be alive

    I need to spread the word.

    Science only obeys nature. She holds no other master.

    (Source: lolgifs.net)