1. Tee Shirts are mass produced clothing for when you feel like being unique and original

    I see you in this: 

    Oh really? really you see me in  a shirt with a Feynman diagram  ?

    Yeah okay you got me.
  3. detroitcousin:

    DETROIT UNLEADED is a refreshing romantic comedy set in an East Detroit gas station that gives a rare glimpse into the city’s Arab-American community. Director Rola Nashef used a local cast and crew for a 100% Michigan-made production!” 

    (via whhhoaaaaa)

  4. ifyisnotfunny:

    Have you guys watched this sketch yet?

    This is White Women’s first sketch we released, and we’ve been working our asses off on some new sketches, so I wanted to bring this treat back to the surface before we start rolling out the new ones. Oh yea, happy Tuesday!

    This is hilarious.


  5. robdelaney:

    [REDACTED] asks:

    my friends in their 30’s are still trying to make their shitty bands happen. did i mention they’re in their 30’s? how do i get them to realize their dreams have essentially died and they need to stop for the good of humanity?

    2 things:

    -Statistically, their bands probably are shitty.

    -I was 33 when I started making a living exclusively through comedy, so statistics can suck my fuck. 

  6. jimchuck:


    what a time to be alive

    I need to spread the word.

    Science only obeys nature. She holds no other master.

    (Source: lolgifs.net)

  7. apocalypanties:

    a Jazz Policeman

    (Source: gewissheit, via kellysue)


  8. Howell is the worst place on Earth. Scumbags.


  9. inercia:

    How the guys from Spotify have been using such a “boring” technology like DNS for running their business. They have been using it not only for service discovery, but also as a distributed database where they put information like DHT ring information:

    As DNS is a high performance distributed database, we also use it for storing some service configuration data. In particular, we store DHT ring information in TXT records.

    $ dig +short +tcp _spotify-tracker-internal._hm.lon.spotify.net SRV | sort | head -n 4
    5000 5000 4301 lon2-tracker-a1.lon.spotify.net.
    5000 5000 4301 lon2-tracker-a2.lon.spotify.net.
    5000 5000 4301 lon2-tracker-a3.lon.spotify.net.
    5000 5000 4302 lon2-tracker-a1.lon.spotify.net.

    $ dig +short +tcp config._spotify-tracker-internal._hm.lon.spotify.net TXT
    “slaves=:0” “hash=sha1”

    $ dig +short +tcp tokens.4301.lon2-tracker-a1.lon.spotify.net. TXT

    Pretty clever spotify.

  10. The X-Files episode where they go on a pbs television show to uncover alien secrets from a stranger’s attic was the best.