1. Watching this “Magic Camp” documentary and the slight of hand the kids are doing within the first 3 minutes have already made me extremely jealous of the 12 year olds in the film.

     
  2. Halloween is only a few months away. I still need a costume.

    (Source: b-witched, via lumber)

     
  3. This is the kind of nonsense I show off on the Internet. PS Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara = amazing.

     
  4. My house is now part of the Colberternet, every ad, and instagram photo is now replaced by Stephen Colbert.

     

  5. sassypotter:

    allabitofablur:

    ellanarosetw:

    theladymonsters:

    superbmarksman:

    i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

    make a movie.

    the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

    Cast Amy Poehler

    Marvel is way ahead of you guys.

    (via whhhoaaaaa)

     

  6. bisexualfandom:

    dappledseaborneclouds:

    melphelia:

    I was tagged by the lovely bisexualfandom so here goes!

    • rule 1. always post the rules
    • rule 2. answer the questions and write 10 new ones
    • rule 3. tag 10 new people and link them to this post
    • rule 4. let them know…
    1. who is your favorite author  Currently: Kurt Vonnegut, this changes from hour to hour.
    2. what seasons make you feel happiest  and saddest Winter makes me happy because we get so close to the sun. Autumn makes me sad because we’re so close to winter.
    3. where is your favorite place to go Bed. Also the movies. When will they create movies in bed? Hollywood are you listening?
    4. who is your favorite person[s] in history
    5. shower or bath Shower, because I’m not some filthy disgusting weirdo.
    6. define love Being mad at someone, but understanding at some point you’re being stupid. Stop being stupid.
    7. favorite works of art 
    8. favorite books/poems Player Piano by Vonnegut, Of the Terrible Doubt of Appearances - Walt Whitman
    9. dream job  research scientist with unlimited money
    10. favorite thing about the person you love most she gets mad at me for the things she should get mad at me about.
     

  7. Not all men - eightbitsamuri edition

    1. Distressed: "911, some men have broken into my home and are threatening to rape me."
    2. 911: "Well not all men would do that, I wouldn't do that."
    3. Hubski link to join in on the conversation: https://hubski.com/pub?id=159111
     

  8. wilwheaton:

    At some point in the fall of 1992 Jello Biafra and I travelled to El Cajon, California with a small camera crew to shoot a short documentary about the Unarius Academy of Science for a Showtime pilot I was directing.

    The other night I had a dream that Jello Biafra made me take a new drug derived from salvia and slowed down time significantly. I am 100% sure that the dream and this event are related.

     
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  10. There’s nothing more terrifying than ordering at KFC when you aren’t ready